Someone's flippin stupid dog

As if it wasn't bad enough that someone's flippin stupid cat was leaving droppings in our yard!! Now the flea bitten varmit has a partner in crime!!

Someone's flippin stupid dog is now fouling our yard every night!! And its not the typical "by the sidewalk" dog doo doo. Its in the "BACK" yard!! And, in random places so its a terrible surprise everyday!!
I'm scared to walk around in my bare feet incase I stumble upon (literally) one of Captain Crap's little treats! What a jerk! I will find out who's mangy mutt is doing it!
Apparently if you look closely at the critters crunch to see what letter it most resembles, see above the letter "b", it will give you clues as to which neighbor 's little demon dog is guilty. So this one would of course belong to Bob, that butthead!
I've had just about enough of the evil doers excrement! Enough is enough! This calls for war! I'm calling the pros to take care of the Caca Kitty and DooDoo Dog!
Meet Adam, the anoying animal Annihilater!!

Adam Annihilater's theme song (in the tune of Ghostbusters):

When there's somethin stinky, in your back yard, who ya gonna call?? Adam Annihilater!!! doo doo, dododo dooo do....

When theres somethin squishy, between your toes, who ya gonna call?? Adam Annihilater!!!! doo doo, dododo dooo do....

ps. the blog was posted mostly because Sarah made a comment about how I hadn't blogged in forever. And this came to mind first. So if this has offended you, its Sarah's fault.