Someone's flippin stupid dog

As if it wasn't bad enough that someone's flippin stupid cat was leaving droppings in our yard!! Now the flea bitten varmit has a partner in crime!!

Someone's flippin stupid dog is now fouling our yard every night!! And its not the typical "by the sidewalk" dog doo doo. Its in the "BACK" yard!! And, in random places so its a terrible surprise everyday!!
I'm scared to walk around in my bare feet incase I stumble upon (literally) one of Captain Crap's little treats! What a jerk! I will find out who's mangy mutt is doing it!
Apparently if you look closely at the critters crunch to see what letter it most resembles, see above the letter "b", it will give you clues as to which neighbor 's little demon dog is guilty. So this one would of course belong to Bob, that butthead!
I've had just about enough of the evil doers excrement! Enough is enough! This calls for war! I'm calling the pros to take care of the Caca Kitty and DooDoo Dog!
Meet Adam, the anoying animal Annihilater!!

Adam Annihilater's theme song (in the tune of Ghostbusters):

When there's somethin stinky, in your back yard, who ya gonna call?? Adam Annihilater!!! doo doo, dododo dooo do....

When theres somethin squishy, between your toes, who ya gonna call?? Adam Annihilater!!!! doo doo, dododo dooo do....

ps. the blog was posted mostly because Sarah made a comment about how I hadn't blogged in forever. And this came to mind first. So if this has offended you, its Sarah's fault.

So I wanna make some t-shirts...

...with these two incredibly intense pictures on them. And not only am I gonna have these pics on them, but I also want to put a clever scripture verse with them. You know, conversation starters and what not. Both of these pics are from metal bands. The first is the album cover for Antestor, a Norwegian Black Metal band. The second is an advertisement for a Rock Tour featuring Zao, Demon Hunter, Becoming The Archetype, and a few others. With some photoshop werk I made all the letters disappear!! woooooooow
With this one I'm thinking about how we have a choice between Life or Death. I think Deuteronomy 30:19 is a good one. Its were Mosses is giving one of his last speech's to the Israelites before he dies:

"Today I have given you the choice between life and death, between blessings and curses. I call on heaven and earth to witness the choice you make. Oh, that you would choose life, that you and your descendants might live!"

This one I was thinking about how Jesus conquered Death when he died for us on the cross. I think 2 Timothy 1:10 says it well:

And now he has made all of this plain to us by the coming of Christ Jesus, our Savior, who destroyed death and showed us the way to everlasting life through the gospel.

Whatcha think????

Oh, and if anyone has ever done the iron-on t-shirt thing tell me if it werked ok. I've heard bad things....