Fauxhawk History

Seeing as how my blog is named after my sweet hair du, I thought I should do some research about it and let you's know what I found. It goes back further than you would think...

In the beginning God created man with a fauxhawk, and God looked upon the man with his fauxhawk and said that it was good. And then He breathed life into the man and his fauxhawk and said, you and your sweet hair du will have dominion over the earth and all of the other hair du's.

Now we fast forward a bit...

And Cain being jealous of his brother Able's fauxhawk just couldn't deal with it any more so he smitten him, and God said to Cain, your brothers fauxhawk calls to me from the earth that it lays upon. From now on your hair du will resemble that of a shrubbery.

So we see that the fauxhawk was from before the fall. Before the fall the was no such thing as a bad hair day. Every day Adam awoke with a perfectly stunning fauxhawk, no need for fancy hair products. After the fall Able was able to use a certain tree wax to make a make-shift fauxhawk but it was still lame compared to his fathers from before the fall. Modern hair products have made it possible to have the "before the fall" look again but unfortunately can do nothing about bed-head and bad hair days. In conclusion, let us all, brothers AND sisters, return to the original creation of the hair du and ALL sport a Fauxhawk.

**Note: the author takes no responsibility for mis-translation of the Bible verse in this blog.